Frequently Asked Questions



Who are you? Are you a guy? How old are you? Aren't you, like, really old? I'm a web producer from New York City. I'm not a guy. I'm ageless. I've worked at STS Jewels, Inc., John Wiley & Sons, Harlem Spirituals, and McKinsey & Company.



Do you know Britney Spears? Have you seen any of her concerts? Do you have any nude pictures of Britney? I don't know Britney Spears, and I haven't seen her in concert yet - but I would like to. I don't have any nude pictures of Britney. If you find a nude picture of Britney Spears online, it's not really Britney - it's just a graphic.



Are you a Britney Spears addict? I'm not a Britney Spears addict, that's just a theme I chose for the page. A Britney Spears addict could never work on a Britney Spears website. My main addictions are to the television shows Everybody Loves Raymond, Oz, Matlock, and NYPD Blue, the comic Get Fuzzy, the right wing tabloid The New York Daily News, and the music of Rufus Wainwright.



What about the way Britney dresses? Isn't it harmful to girls? Doesn't she have an obligation as a role model? Britney Spears is an entertainer. She probably spends more time in sweats and no makeup than she does wearing the outfits she wears in performance. And she looks great. Why should she dress like Mary Poppins? Parents are responsible for being good role models to their children, not Britney, Christina Aguilera, or Eminem.



Can you send me a picture? I try to answer every e-mail I receive, but I don't have enought time to send pictures. All of the pictures I have are posted on the site... please take any pictures you want.



Aren't you too old to work on a site like this? If I created the site, and if you like it, then how is it possible I was too old to create it?



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